let’s have dinner (let’s have sex)
i’m not hungry (i’m not straight)
*wakes you up in the middle of the night* look at this it’s important
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted
I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead?
Literally what the sentence “she wasn’t supposed to be like this” means if not “I married her precisely because she was the opposite of you and I thought she wouldn’t break my heart”
- Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)